what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
a fashion-cheese-ta
you finished the joke bless u
(Source: interstela)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall)
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Better than their current ads.
Don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
shape-of-an-l-on-her-forehead:
[Cosmo voice] Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
(Source: meancutie)
My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
update
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP
did soulja boy ever tell em
The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.
(Source: merlinsfuckingbeard)
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
